Recently, I took a trip to middle IL, and found a physical clue to the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Much like the Shroud of Turin, this simple linen cloth bears the image of the FSM. It shows appendages similar to his Noodly Appendage, and a where The Meatera rested above them.
I am certain it will be the subject of intense debate among some scientists, believers, historians and writers regarding where, when and how the shroud and its image were created.
(Click on the image for a bigger view.)
Is this around where you wife is from?
It was in Buckley, IL. About 37 miles north of UIUC. My wife isn’t from there, but some family may live there soon.
Eeek! That is not the FSM, that is Cthulhu, awakened and coming to feast on your tasty cranial innards!