Last night Vik and I were getting a burrito when a Spanish version of American Pie came on the place’s jukebox. In the event this should happen to you in the future, here’s some phrases you’ll want to know translated to Spanish (thanks to Google translate):

• but my girlfriend was dry == pero mi novia era seca
• beer == cerveza
• drinking beer with my fucked up friends == cerveza el beber con mis para arriba cogidos amigos
• Jack, Jim, and Jose Cuervos == Jack, Jim, y Jose Cuervos
• at O’Malley’s == en O’Malley’s
• LOST IN SPACE == PERDIDO EN ESPACIO
• Jack burnt off his fucking dick == Jack se quemó de su dick de mierda
• What a bitch! == ¡Una qué perra!
• What a dick! == ¡Un qué dick!