On Wednesdays I play sand volleyball at a bar with some friends in a coed rec league. In general, people would not like the drunk people to break the nets, so they posted a sign. Over time this sign has morphed into the following:
The bottom used to say “Hank Yo” which I liked better than just “Yo” as it seemed like some dude named Hank signed it.
I have such 5th grade humor.
It breaks my heart that an entire generation of young men right now are growing up in america not knowing:
PUSH BUTT
RUB HANDS UNDER ARM
STOP AUTO