- Its just getting harder and harder to get going in the morning. I thought it was supposed to get easier. #
- Damn, its 1:30pm and I haven’t yet pissed anyone off. #
- @mattlavallee as a great man once said: we don’t pee in your pool, so stop farking my wife! #
- holy jeez, I’m at 175 SMS already this month. I blame @mattlavallee #
- @mattlavallee yeah, but I only have 200 in my package. Time to up my package #
- my work day is extending to soon e-mail on the train. I don’t mind coding, but this e-map shite needs to stop. #
- to soon? What the hell was that? Just pretend that son wasn’t in that sentence. #
Keith's attempts to fix the cable of life